Princess

PRINCESS, AGE 5 — HER ROYAL HIGHNESS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT 👑

Greetings, commoners. My name is Princess, and before you ask—yes, the name is entirely appropriate.

I am five years old, graceful, gentle, affectionate, and in possession of what has been described as an absolutely magnificent smile. I can’t help it. Some of us are simply born photogenic.

My interests include being adored, giving affection, receiving affection, and making sure everyone understands that these activities should occur frequently.

I am generally a calm and softly spoken lady. I have lovely manners, a sweet nature, and a strong desire to please. However, every so often I do become a little… enthusiastic.

Some might call it boisterous.

I prefer “royally exuberant.”

A Princess cannot be expected to maintain perfect decorum at all times.

👑 My Thoughts on Other Dogs

I have met both medium and small dogs, and I handled these encounters exactly as royalty should: politely, respectfully, and with minimal fuss.

I greeted them appropriately, remained calm, and showed no interest whatsoever in chasing anyone.

Frankly, I have a kingdom to run.

Even when allowed off lead, I demonstrated excellent doggie social skills and was perfectly content wandering around doing my own thing.

Other dogs: Hello, Princess! Want to play?

Me: Thank you, no. I have important sniffing to attend to.

🏰 My Ideal Kingdom

I could happily reign as your one and only Princess, receiving the full attention I so richly deserve.

However, I might also consider sharing my castle with a compatible small, medium, or large dog. Applications for the position of Royal Canine Companion will be reviewed accordingly.

Children aged five and older may also be acceptable members of my court, provided they understand proper Princess etiquette—namely affection, admiration, and perhaps the occasional snack.

I may even suit a household where my humans work full-time. I understand that peasants must occasionally leave the castle to earn money for treats.

💕 What I’m Really Looking For

Beneath all this royal magnificence, I’m simply a happy, affectionate girl who loves people and wants to love and be loved.

I’ll bring sweetness, personality, excellent manners, a fabulous smile, and just enough cheekiness to keep palace life interesting.

So, if your home is currently suffering from a severe shortage of royalty, I believe I have identified the problem.

You need a Princess.

Fortunately…

👑 I’m available. 👑